We're gonna win, Twins, we're gonna score

One would think that since I work for the venerable Newspaper of the Twin Cities, I would be able to buy a homer hankie. False. I have spent all day walking from my desk to the advertising office near the lobby to see if their new shipment of hankies has come in yet. They’re sold out.

Omernik and I are going to the Twins game tomorrow at noon. I'm skipping several hours of work to go. Yesterday's goings-on were super exciting. Maybe I will stop by the Pep Rally in downtown Minneapolis tonight.

The Twins first won the World Series when I was five. The next year, my Dad and I drove down to Minneapolis for my first Twins game. I was so excited during the car ride that we had to pull over to the side of the road so I could puke. True story. I got verification from my parents yesterday.